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Aug 30, 2014
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liartownusa:

Snake Church religious pamphlets, 1960-1980

liartownusa:

Snake Church religious pamphlets, 1960-1980

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Aug 29, 2014
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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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Aug 29, 2014
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meladoodle:

IM CRYING I CONNECTED TO SOME KID ON OMEGLE AND THEN HE STARTED VACUUMING HIS NIPPLE

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Aug 29, 2014
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jackdonnellys:

can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google 

The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.

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Aug 29, 2014
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dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

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Aug 29, 2014
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Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?

Lea Grover, "We Don’t Play With Our Vulvas At The Table"

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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Aug 29, 2014
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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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romvnof:

Groot was just trying to help (◕‿◕✿)

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